ONE FOR ME AND ONE FOR YOU- A MUST READ AND SHARE!!!

Two little boys stole a bag of oranges from their neighbor and decided to go to a calm place and share their "loot". One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.

As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate, but they didn't bother to pick them
since they had enough in the bag.

A few minutes later a drunkard, on his way from a local bar passes by near the cemetery gate and heard a voice: "ONE FOR ME,ONE FOR YOU,ONE FOR ME ONE FOR YOU"

He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local Priest and gasping for breath he says:"Father... father please come with me..come and witness GOD and satan sharing corpses at the cemetery.

They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: "ONE FOR ME ONE FOR YOU,ONE FOR ME ONE FOR YOU..." Suddenly the voice stop counting and says: "WHAT ABOUT THE TWO AT THE GATE?"

They started running...even the Priest almost passed the church gate
shouting....."W e are not dead"

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David Silva