A MATHEMATICAL LOVE LETTER: SEND IT TO YOUR LOVED ONES

My Dear Love, Yesterday, I Was Passing By your Rectangular House In Trigonometric Lane.

There I Saw you Wit your Cute Circular Face,Conical Nose & Spherical Eyes,Standing In your Triangular Garden. Before Seeing you.

My Heart Was A Null Set, But When A Vector Of Magnitude
(Likeness) From your Eyes At A Deviation Of Theta Radians
Made A Tangent To My Heart,It Differentiated.

My Love for you Is A Quadratic Equation With Real Roots, Which Only you Can Solve By Making Good Binary Relation With Me

The Cosine Of My Love for you Extends to Infinity. I Promise dat I Should Not Resolve you Partial Functions But If I Do So,You Can Integrate Me By Applying d Limits From Zero to Infinity.

You Are As Essential to Me As An Element to A Set. The Geometry Of My Life Revolves Around your Acute Personality.

My Love,If You Do Not Meet Me at Parabola Restaurant On Date
10 At Sunset,When The Sun Is Making An Angle Of 160 Degrees, My Heart Would Be Like A Solved Polynomial Of Degree
10.

Wit Love From your Higher Order Derivatives Of Maxima &Minima, Of An Unknown Function.

YOUR 'S EVER
PYTHAGORAS.

David Silva